plosher

A complete jackass.

That kid is such a plosher!

by DV- July 8, 2006

Pulls a Pansy

When a girl is being bitchy or acting as if she's god's gift to humanity.

Loosely based on one of J.K Rowling's character from Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson... yes, the biatch of the book (Apart from Lavender...)

She's coming, you better hide before she pulls a Pansy.
Oh crap, she's pulling a Pansy over an untied shoelace!

by Jiyu February 5, 2008

PulseMonkey

1. A small-medium sized primate that usually has razor sharp teeth and claws, laser infused eyes and an unrealistic heart beat known as the supernatural.

2. This primate known for its adrenaline gives him the name "fright or flight".

3. An animal so rare to existence

Pulse Monkey PulseMonkey

by Existence November 27, 2012

Pulsing headache

a pulsing headache is when you and a friend try to convince someone to give you what you want with the excuse of a pulsing headache.

carmine: Mr.Wilson me and Jenni have a pulsing headache you should give us some water.

by the.pulsing.headache.girl June 20, 2019

Pilosopo

Filipino word closely equivalent to Pedant.

Juan: I can count from 1 to 10 in less than 5 seconds.
Juan: 1-2-10!
Dodong: You're so Pilosopo!

by Yiieeeeeeeee! June 26, 2019

Pulls Like Jack The Bear

An old trucking term for a truck running at peak performance. If a truck is pulling like Jack the bear he is going at or above the speed limit where other trucks can't keep up.

Guy 1: "Did you see that truck flying by up the pass?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that truck pulls like Jack the bear, I wonder what he's got under the hood of that rig!"

by Trucker Jake August 19, 2022

No pulse

A slang term for being "dead" from extreme laughter.

"Bro you saw my new post?" "Yeah it left me with no pulse" or just "no pulse

by JTBeatz April 28, 2020