Punching babies

A code word used to describe going out drinking and partying. Said in jest, because of how goody-goody's view said persons drinking alcohol - as if it is so terrible they must be "punching babies".

"Punching babies is so fun! Can you hand me another beer?"

"Man, I really want to punch some babies tonight! Where's the party at?"

by Kaaaaaren December 19, 2008

Hooker Punching

to lure a lady of the evening over to yourself or your vehicle and let her get close by asking a question in a low voice. When she approaches you , you really molly wop her in the face.

Me and Jeff went "Hooker Punching" after we pulled the robber on our old ladies.

by Frank da tank August 23, 2006

Punching Jerry Garcia in the Nose.

A reference to hard Female Masturbation, which may refer to the act with or without an orgasm accompaniment. Also see, Flicking the Bean, or Diddle the Skittle.

When Carl came home early, he accidentally interrupted his girl franticly punching Jerry Garcia in the nose.

by Kars March 24, 2008

punching out a slab

Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!

After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!

by cesar May 13, 2005

Punching the Sack

Any activity involving touching or pleasuring the scrotum/Balls, how ever you call it.

After playing video games, Brian suggested playing a game of Punching the Sack with Max. ;)

by moars June 4, 2010

Punching the Pope

verb: While masturbating, position your thumb so that on the downstroke, you stimulate the tip of the penis.

Punching the Pope is fun, and it gets the job done faster!

by Bigg Mike July 3, 2005

Punching down

To insult or abuse someone for being lesser in some way (usually objectively) than yourself.

Stop being an asshole and punching down just because you're better at sports.

by TheAlps November 11, 2022