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Puberty

Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.
Fuck puberty
by LiftedStarfish March 6, 2016
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Statue of Puberty

Euphemism: Meaning 'erect penis'

To have a somewhat larger than usual 'semen submersible'

The thing which stands out the most during puberty,

Similar to the Statue of Liberty unveiled on October 28th 1886, except a regular penis does not come with torch, face, stola or sandals. (Usually.)
Other euphemisms like 'Statue of Puberty' include...

Morning Glory
Bishop's Crosier
Hugh Jwang
Stomp On
Stiffey
A Barred Dock
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 9, 2009
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puberty song

A song that you listened to when you were growing up and have fond memories of.
sam: "yo luke this song is a puberty song"

luke: "fo sho"

callum: "you dunn know"
by maelzer, goodman, freed February 1, 2009
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Puberty

The Period in which you change from a child to adolescent
I I’m unable to enter PUBERTY making me Jealous of my friends
by COUNTCOOLDUDE666 June 30, 2019
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Puberty

Women - Usually happens around 10-15
Men - Usually happens around 12-16

A symptom of you getting older. During puberty, men start to get voice cracks, have wet dreams, get deeper voices, have a bigger genitalia, have bigger testacles, have more interest in sex, and much more. Men start to cum when they masturbate, they develop sperm, and start to grow facial hair and body hair.

With women, they get periods, grow bodyhair, get bigger hips, boobs, and have more interest in guys.

Pronounced - Pew-ber-tee
Oh, Johnson! You hit puberty, I am so proud! You’re a man now.
by chunkoforanges October 6, 2019
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sunggyus puberty

when you stay up for hours and your eyes get really small (chinky)

Sunggyu is the leader of kpop group infinite. He is known for his small eyes and I'm sure that his puberty was full of chinky jokes.
Friend 1:
"I've been up for hours!"
Friend 2:
"Bro are you going through Sunggyus puberty?"
by Sejunn October 6, 2013
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Puberty

Puberty make men have voice cracks and it makes life a pain.
by Trutherdude April 24, 2019
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