Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.
The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.
The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.
I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.
by cokemidget January 21, 2008
Get the pronger mug.Look at that stewed prune try to stand up.
Don't let that stewed prune drive, call him a cab.
Here comes a couple of stewed prunes, let's roll them.
Don't let that stewed prune drive, call him a cab.
Here comes a couple of stewed prunes, let's roll them.
by Tipsy McSwagger July 28, 2010
Get the Stewed Prune mug.The second unit of the trifecta of the "Three P's Between the Knees." This area, also known as the "gooch" is located immediately adjacent to the pecker (or pussy) and the pucker.
by Mysterious Stringbean May 10, 2010
Get the Punger mug.When you show up to an event expecting to meet available men/women, but everyone is much older than you anticipated. This is a unisex term that can be applied to a bunch of old men or women.
Dave: Hey Chuck, you hit Flannery's last night right? Was there any hot ass to speak of?
Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.
Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!
Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!
Dave: Even better!
Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.
Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.
Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!
Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!
Dave: Even better!
Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.
by -Kley- December 9, 2010
Get the Prune Fest mug.Fat Rich is sick -- he went to the track and plunged-his-brains-out. I had to lend him bus fare home, then he was back the next day. He found another thousand somewhere, maybe under the mattress.
by Golf maven June 3, 2005
Get the plunge-your-brains-out mug.A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.
Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.
by Oilers Fan <3 July 25, 2006
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