The Law of Inverse Proximity

Someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. The closer they live, the later they will arrive.

Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"

by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011

proginate

fingering yourself on the toilet

I'm going to proginate tonight

by gashney boog May 12, 2015

proximity

The immediate area surrounding an object.

The notepad has even proximity between each horizontal line.

by scruph May 12, 2008

4x4 proving grounds

(noun) place where all the mud crickets, mud sluts, “country” girls go to get drunk play in the mud and wake up with stds.

“Dude were you at 4x4 proving grounds last weekend?”

“Yeah did you see that girls tits?”
“yeah man i gave her some beads and we shotgunned a twisted tea together”

by Jeeper207 September 8, 2018

Profin

The act of being profound or utterly awesome.

I be profin', holla.

by Yuliy April 12, 2010

The Provinces

/thee praw-vinse-es/
(proper noun)

An alternate, more informal term for Canada. Derived from the much more common "the States", which is often used to refer to the United States of America

"Hey George, where are ya from?"
"Back in the Provinces in Windsor."

by Joe™ August 1, 2017

Distal star proximal dog

Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.

One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".

Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".

by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008