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Provoked Woman Wrath

The conversation and/or actions following certain types of provocation in certain instances of woman. These actions seem wrath-ful, incensed, and condemnatory in nature.

In practice, differentiating between the normal conversation, frustration, anger, and Provoked Woman Wrath conversational stages can sometimes be difficult for the observer. However, there are some common signs. Saying things that shouldn't be said, for absolutely no reason, just to piss one off; is one of these signs.

Provoked Woman Wrath and PMS are not to be confused. They may, and often will; coincide, however there is no actual physical relation between the two. It should be noted that associating the current conversation with PMS is a good way to invoke Provoked Woman Wrath.
Woman: "For the eighth time, can you PLEASE take the trash out?"

Man: *in a minute, hun*

-minutes pass-

Woman: *empties trash on husband*,
and it is a big deal, and it doesn't happen to every guy!

Observer: That was some Provoked Woman Wrath right there.
by Charles Morris November 19, 2007
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provosting

When a guy takes mirror selfies of his bare ass or anus to see how many dudes will "like" the photo.
Today I was Provosting and got 56 likes! I feel beautiful today!
by Captian poopy pants January 9, 2016
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social provocateur

One who promote social events and fundraisers while also attending and donating their time to facilitate and raise community awareness.

Usually promotes free events that provide food and alcohol, what more do you want?
Strat sure is a social provocateur, he wont shut up about these free wine parties, what a douche.
by Strat Parrott February 13, 2009
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Agent Provocateur

A London company selling sexy and sophisticated lingerie and accessories, owned by Joseph Corre, (a son of famous fashion designer Vivienne Westwood and Malcolm McLaren, who was very sucessful being Sex Pistol's manager) who is also its chief designer. AP promotes sexual explicity, presented by Kylie Minogue in the famous AP commercial where she had been riding an electric bull.
She looked tempting as hell dressed up in Agent Provocateur's lingerie.
by necrotism May 26, 2006
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Provost

This is actually a name of a person. Originally from the book The Happy Land, it is stated that the name rhymes with 'Monroe.'

Provost is basically the most awesome person ever. She is reliable and trustworthy. You can talk to her about anything. If you want to vent you can almost always come to her because she agrees with you on most matters. Anyone would be honored to know her or date her. Everyone likes her because she has easy manners and a pretty face.

Nobody ever knows how to pronounce her name, even though she has just introduced herself with the correct pronunciation.
Person: Hi, what's your name?
Provost: Provost.
Person: How's that pronounced?
Provost: Provost, rhymes with Monroe.
Person: Oh, ok. What's your first name?
Provost: That is my first name.
by dundermifflinthisispam November 12, 2011
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provawkward

When something is both awkward and provocative or a confusion of the two.
When he reached over to grab his glass and accidentally touched my boob it was extremely provawkward.
by Beckymf April 10, 2012
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provoitis

the effect that you get immediatly after leaving, or about to leave a vacation in the Turks &Caicos.
damn... i'm leaving Provo tomorrow and i'm already having a case of Provoitis...
by scubadave17 November 5, 2012
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