Provider

A real man that takes care of his kids and his woman in the same household..

My man is a provider.. He takes care of his house and me and the kids..

by Osammion November 17, 2019

Propinquity

pro·pin·qui·ty

–noun
1. nearness in place; proximity.
2. nearness of relation; kinship.
3. affinity of nature; similarity.
4. nearness in time.
5. desire to kiss.

The propinquity of Michael and Ian led to a romantic relationship, filled with stargazing and late night spooning.

by Mr. Ahmayzing February 20, 2008

provider

Someone who is a prostitue.

This provider is well known for her service and looks.

by HeavyPooner April 29, 2005

primary sexual provider

Not your girlfriend/boyfriend, but someone whom you have sex with more often than anyone else. Used in places where "booty call" is too distant, and "girl/boyfriend" is too close.

Especially helpful/appropriate if you're actively "seeing" more than one person.

Person 1 : "So.. is that your girlfriend?"
Person 2 : "Nope. She's my primary sexual provider"

by Rev. Mitcz April 9, 2007

New Providence Pool

New Providence Pool is the greatest pool in Clarksville, TN. It has the greatest staff. The management is amazing and the life guards are great at their jobs and are extremely fun. New Providence Pool is the cleanest and best run pool in the city.

Guy 1 -Hey do you want to go swim at Bel-Aire?

guy2 - Why the hell would I want to go there when New Providence Pool is only 5 miles away.

by NPLG3 August 14, 2010

Internet service providings

The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.

These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.

The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.

Ring ring...

"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"

by PrivateLifeOfPlants October 22, 2009

proven performer

A woman who, by virtue of having a baby with her, or is undeniably pregnant, has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that she is not a virgin. She has put out. At least once.

James: How bout that girl over there?

Greg: Naw, man, she's pushing a stroller.

James: C'mon! That just means she's a proven performer!

by Bructus January 21, 2011