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Protein Cannon

another name for a penis.

background: While playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Iron Man's special move is called the Proton Cannon and a stream is emitted from a large gun. Protein Cannon seemed appropriate.
Prepare yourself, your girlfriend is about to be blasted by my protein cannon.
by Random Villain April 28, 2004
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protein

the main building blocks to give you big muscles
can be found in the fluid called (cum) that a girl normally swallows
person1: dude your girls hench man check out them thighs!
me: yeh she likes the protein if you know what i mean
person1: you must get alot of head
me: yeh 4 times a day
person1: lucky (cunt)
by steiger May 26, 2006
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Prothias

adjective
1. Awkward in movement or action; without skill or grace

2. Awkwardly done or made; unwieldy; ill-contrived
1. He is very 'Prothias' and is always breaking things.

2." Woah Dude! You're acting so 'Prothias' Today! "
by Annie-loves-you July 2, 2010
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protip

- an unrelated comment or response to something.
- originating from Dan & Phil's "Glitter Faces" YouTube craft video, wherein they keep saying "protip". And that's when every comment section on YouTube was destroyed.
A: "Her shirt looks amazing."
B: "PROTIP"

A: "John broke up with me and I don't know what to do."
B: "PROTIP"

A: "Don't cry, craft."
B: "PROTIP"
by christiandizon June 17, 2016
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Protein Stalactite

n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.
When I was done with Harry's mom, she was left smiling, garnishing a protein stalactite.
by Captain Willie December 14, 2008
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Protein Slinger

Nickname for has-been or never-will-be female models who grow a large social media audience by posting frequent bikini, side-boob, and fitness pictures. Because they can't land legitimate modeling or acting gigs, they are relegated to promoting protein shakes and supplements on Instagram, Snapchat, and Facebook.

Protein slingers can be male, but they are very rare.
Ed: "Hey, have you ever hear of this @NatalieBurk89 chick on Instagram?"

Amit: "Nah, man ... I can't tell these protein slingers apart any more"

Ed: "True"
by MayorOfOceano September 21, 2016
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Protismutt

1: The thin layer between the hardened crust of an egg and its egg white.
2: A super thin layer of the skin below the ectoderm.
3: A vulgar term describing a dog of small character.
"Aw, man, get rid of that protismutt! It's fucking disgusting!"
by SomalianMan December 8, 2018
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