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by misterproto April 6, 2018
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Proto-Galactic’s enigmatic nature means that even simple, everyday phrases can be transformed into something musically mysterious. For example, while the standard phrase might be “walk in a park,” a Proto-Galactic speaker might render it as:
“þrü leäfzz wi müv a hïdd’n soün.”
Here’s what makes this transformation special:
• Phonetic Play: The sounds are shifted and elided—notice how “þrü” suggests “through” or “tread,” and “leäfzz” invokes a natural, organic quality reminiscent of leaves or paths.
• Enigmatic Layer: Rather than stating the command directly, the phrase hints at a journey or a movement through a hidden, perhaps sacred, natural space—much like a park becomes a realm of subtle mystery.
• Zenigmatic Aesthetic: By altering the phonetics and structure, the phrase encapsulates the overall Zenigmatic vibe—a blend of Zen-like calm and enigma. It’s not just about the literal meaning, but about evoking a mood or state of mind.
Proto-Galactic’s enigmatic nature means that even simple, everyday phrases can be transformed into something musically mysterious. For example, while the standard phrase might be “walk in a park,” a Proto-Galactic speaker might render it as:
“þrü leäfzz wi müv a hïdd’n soün.”
Here’s what makes this transformation special:
• Phonetic Play: The sounds are shifted and elided—notice how “þrü” suggests “through” or “tread,” and “leäfzz” invokes a natural, organic quality reminiscent of leaves or paths.
• Enigmatic Layer: Rather than stating the command directly, the phrase hints at a journey or a movement through a hidden, perhaps sacred, natural space—much like a park becomes a realm of subtle mystery.
• Zenigmatic Aesthetic: By altering the phonetics and structure, the phrase encapsulates the overall Zenigmatic vibe—a blend of Zen-like calm and enigma. It’s not just about the literal meaning, but about evoking a mood or state of mind.
The proto-galactic language is the most commonly spoken language in the galactic empire and has evolved over the 22nd through the 25th centuries as humanity began expanding through interstellar space and settled various planets, and it also has various dialects spoken across various planets with the Arianan or Imperial dialect bring the most widespread.
In Proto-Galactic speech, such transformations invite listeners to engage with the language on a sensory and emotional level, turning even a simple walk into a journey through mystery and mindfulness.
Below are ten example sentences written in the Proto‐Galactic language and capture its enigmatic, zenigmatic flavor—each paired with its everyday English meaning:
1. “þrü leäfzz wi müv a hïdd’n soün.”
(Walk in a park.)
2. “sït’ïn on a shïll bënkh.”
(Sit on a chill bench.)
3. “drïft’ïn övër a slëp’n strëäm.”
(Drift along a silent stream.)
4. “rïz’ïn in thë shïn’ïn dän.”
(Rise into the shining dawn.)
5. “glïd’ïn thrü a vëlvët fôrest.”
(Glide through a velvet forest.)
6. “müv’ïn wïth sälën’ïn sölf mïnd.”
(Move with a silent, soulful mind.)
7. “wänd’ïn thrü a shïld’st gärd’n.”
(Wander through a child’s garden.)
8. “explör’ïn thë kösmïk horïzën.”
(Explore the cosmic horizon.)
9. “rës’tïn in öur havën.”
(Rest in our haven.)
10. “exhæl’ïn öur shïll rësönänzz.”
(Exhale our chill resonance.)
In Proto-Galactic speech, such transformations invite listeners to engage with the language on a sensory and emotional level, turning even a simple walk into a journey through mystery and mindfulness.
Below are ten example sentences written in the Proto‐Galactic language and capture its enigmatic, zenigmatic flavor—each paired with its everyday English meaning:
1. “þrü leäfzz wi müv a hïdd’n soün.”
(Walk in a park.)
2. “sït’ïn on a shïll bënkh.”
(Sit on a chill bench.)
3. “drïft’ïn övër a slëp’n strëäm.”
(Drift along a silent stream.)
4. “rïz’ïn in thë shïn’ïn dän.”
(Rise into the shining dawn.)
5. “glïd’ïn thrü a vëlvët fôrest.”
(Glide through a velvet forest.)
6. “müv’ïn wïth sälën’ïn sölf mïnd.”
(Move with a silent, soulful mind.)
7. “wänd’ïn thrü a shïld’st gärd’n.”
(Wander through a child’s garden.)
8. “explör’ïn thë kösmïk horïzën.”
(Explore the cosmic horizon.)
9. “rës’tïn in öur havën.”
(Rest in our haven.)
10. “exhæl’ïn öur shïll rësönänzz.”
(Exhale our chill resonance.)
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2. A being who is about to become a god or trying to become one.
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3. The god from a culture that gods from other cultures originated from, (e.g. The Proto-Indo-European Sky God, Deus Pater from which Zeus originated).
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