antiwar protester

A person who drops trou and lets other pacifist hippies suck their balls. See also liberal and John Kerry.

"Ahh, shit, I wanted to go to Starbucks but it's full of antiwar protesters."

by lerppu June 22, 2004

the great pretender

When a so called geezer pretends to be smashed but their clearly sober as a judge!

A: "here lads, is bagle pissed??"
B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"

by Bigtimeguzzler April 28, 2016

Pretendarista

Pretendarista (n) - A person who works in a cafe, knows the mechanics of making coffee, but is unable to make anything that tastes even remotely like coffee. Is able to txt while operating coffee machine.

That was the worst coffee I've ever had. The pretendarista behind the counter is obviously busy thinking about how many vodkas shes going to drink tonight before she falls down.

by A Sparky May 1, 2010

proteaser

A proteaser is a person who mocks protesters. They may hold up funny signs at a serious picketing or undermine the effectiveness of group chanting by chanting something different. First used on collegehumor.

protesters: "all sinners will be destroyed!"
proteaser: "i <3 hookers!"

by nolimitnova July 15, 2010

Protester Class

The Protester Class is a class of people above the middle class but below the upper class. While most middle and lower class people need to hold down a steady job to pay their bills, the Protester Class doesn't have that burden and are therefore free to spend their days protesting and evenings rioting and/or looting. Though being an elite class of people, the Protester Class is much more diverse than other top classes. It is not uncommon to observe rich college students "protesting" arm in arm with hardened felons and psychopathic anarchists.

Ronnie: "Hey Kent, after today's protest you wanna go break into Nike and steal some Jordans, then go and burn down that restaurant your moms works at?"
Kent: "Man I wish.. I gotta be at work tomorrow morning, though."
Ronnie: "Work? Didn't anyone tell you that "Uncle George" is taking care of us? I haven't had to work in months. Welcome to the Protester Class, my friend."

by Powr Botm 217 September 13, 2020

sencillo proceder

A Latin-rock band that has a traditional Latin folklore sound with a hint of modern rock. Bands that influence them are: Mana,Jimmy Eat World, Enanitos Verdes, Thursday and more.

"Dude! Sencillo proceder rocks!!!!!"

by Dano December 14, 2004

pretendetarian

A derisive term sometimes used by vegetarians or vegans when referring to pesco-vegetarians, "pescetarians", "semi-vegetarians" or "pollotarians".

A poseur who tries to affect the moral stance of a vegetarian.

See also: Faketarians

That Mollie tries to make herself sound so morally consistent, but she still eats fish- she's a total pretendetarian!

by SaganGathering February 4, 2008