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ProstiTutor

An individual who teaches, either by example or coercion, the proper way to sell one's body and sexual services for money.

Usually the prostiTutor is a pimp but can sometimes be an older, more experienced hooker and lessons include (but are not limited to) the most effective ways to attire one's self, proper sexual technique and financial management.

The most successful prostiTutors tend to be appreciated by their student's clients, but the students usually require more persuasion. Effective prostiTutors have many methods of earning their students respect, but most often provide drugs free of charge until such time as the budding street-worker becomes addicted and cannot afford to pay for their habit.

Though prostiTutors and their students are usually considered by mainstream society to have come from poverted backgrounds, it is not necessarily the case.

ProstiTutors can be high-tech, and have been known to find prospective students on the internet by targeting users of such social networking sites as MySpace, Facebook or Twitter. In fact, the internet has given ProstiTutors the ability to recruit young people not just from poverted backgrounds, but from a broader spectrum of society.
Misty: "I wish I had your pimp, mine never gives me any spending money..."

Tanisha: "I got lucky, he's been the best prostitutor a ho could ask for, and hardly ever smacks me around..."
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 3, 2010
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prostiturtle

A felatious turtle, or the nice way to call a girl a skank!

All the satisfaction of putting a girl in her place,without the messy side-effects of a lawsuit or mace in your eyes.
Quit being such a goddamn prostiturtle and buy your own clothes for once.
by Shadizzy November 3, 2005
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food prostitute

Someone who eats disgusting things for money
Chris: Hey Jon, I'll give you five bucks to eat these pig placentas

Jon: No way man I'm not a food prostitute
by falcon1823 June 2, 2010
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pancake prostitute

The act of receiving pancakes as payment for sexual favors instead of cash.

Most common and preferred pancakes come from the International House of Pancakes (IHOP)
Man: "Hey sexy, I'll give you $20 if you give me a bj"

Women: "I don't want your money, I'm a pancake prostitute take me to IHOP for a short stack and you've got yourself a deal."
by trialsbyfire September 10, 2011
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Prostitutes

Someone who has dedicated their life and "organ" to make people happy, in return for money, but beware of the DISEASES.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the prostitutes that were killed yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's ashame, all they were doing is making life more enjoyable for those who can't get "none"
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
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prostitot

A young girl who dresses in a way that is inapproriately revealing for her age. Prostitute + tot = prostitot.
Did you see that prostitot? She couldn't have been more than 15. Who the hell let her out of the house dressed like that?
by Elaine25 July 8, 2006
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Prostitchewt

A person who chews gum with a wide eschewed chewing action and who in doing so produces staccato clicking sounds reminiscent of a dolphin in a war.
I wish that guy next to me would shop chewing so loudly; he’s driving me crazy with his prostitchewtion. Any normal person would be considerate and not prostichewt themselves at work.
by Lemon Firm November 6, 2008
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