reprisal procedure

Noun.

A unnecessary, usually invasive, humiliating and painful medical test ordered by a physician to get even with an unruly or disruptive patient.

"Debbie - did you notice Dr. Leibowitz ordered a full colorectal exam on the guy who came in for eight stiches across his forehead?"

"Yeah, during admission, the patient called Dr. Leibowitz a money-grubbing Jew. It sounds like a reprisal procedure to me. Excuse me. Dr. Leibowitz has asked me to mix parking lot gravel with the K-Y Jelly."

by David Wright Orange Park April 23, 2008

Peanut Butter Procedure

A way to burn a bridge and cutting your ties from a female companion or counter part. The procedure is done by opening an online discussion with said female, and leading her on to believe that you are about to ask her to start a deeper relationship with her. When you have built up a large amount of anxiety through one-word responses and excessive amounts of unnecessary period drags. (...) After she is shitting bricks of anticipation, you ask the following question: "Do you prefer Jiff Super Chunk Peanutbutter, or Skippy Super Chunk Peanutbutter?"

After the emotional atomic bomb is dropped, upon any response, you reply:"WHAT THE FUCK!" and sign off abruptly. After signing off, avoid any form of conversation for 3 days. Please note, this works best on women that like you, but that you do not like.

Broseph: "I just peanut butter procedured my girl"

Broski: "Really? So its Over?"

Broseph: "Yes. Praise God."

by Hammer Krew April 26, 2009

Premeditated Bromicide

When a bro plans in advance the ending of a bromance with another bro.

Norad: Bro, I drove up to Mollys place over the weekend and I banged her.
Pat: Bro, thats Swoyers girlfriend! He's like your best friend bro! He's gonna be so mad at you when he finds out bro! Thats like Premeditated Bromicide!!

by VTHokie September 11, 2009

Protedouche

When a person is selected for a higher rank, title, billet at work but ultimately sucks at life. A person who is not respected or generally cared for.

Lance: Did you hear about the new guy who's getting promoted in a couple of months?
Chuck: Yeah i heard, what a fucking Protedouche that guy is!

by Roython August 11, 2007

primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.

"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."

by Mr. Whim September 9, 2009

Primed Up

When you’re getting yourself ready to do something. Usually pre-gaming for activities, rather it’s to go out or for a sexual performance.

I be Primed Up off that Hennessy, ready to get active!!

by Thesenutzonyochin July 24, 2020

Promets

Promets zijn Pilletjes Promethazine , een individu kan dit meestal krijgen via een dokter voor bijvoorbeeld vlieg angst of slaap problemen , in de ggz staat het ook bekend voor slaap problemen of angst remmend.

Het staat ook bekend om het effect dat het heeft, het geeft een mild stoned effect af , je kunt duizelig zijn en rode ogen krijgen als je niet in slaap valt van de promethazine

Het woord promets woord vaak gebruikt onder jongeren om ze van een lokale dealer te kopen.

Kim: Joshua heeft sindskort promets voorgeschreven gekregen , hij verkoopt ze nu ook

Henry: Kun je er lean van maken?

Kim:Nee dat is alleen vloeibare Promethazine met hoestdrank , vaak is het codeïne man

Henry: wellicht ééntje proberen soon?

Kim: ja prima , het kost ongeveer €5,- ofzo

by BASED-MAGA2024 September 29, 2021