Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.

"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"

by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009

The projectile snot splat

The sound snot makes as it exits the nasal passages and hits 1 or 2 ply paper at full force.

You can tell when it's coming by a loud SNORT beforehand. Similar to the flash of a nuclear bomb.

Common with sick people and 5 year olds.

"I dropped a can of soup and I swear it sounded like the projectile snot splat Lesly made last week."

by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 30, 2010

The Cara Projectile

after having sex with an unappealing women, she aims to spew your sperm at u from her vagina, once this sperm hits your skin it causes hurtful rashes which eventually turn to bruises

Warning: do not let The Cara Projectile hit your neck or else it will look like a hickey gone horribly wrong, your only excuse is a judo choke hold

by Hargil April 12, 2007

feathered projectile

A feathered fowl with intention to travel at high speeds

If a hawk is indeed sent, do not look the feathered projectile directly in the eye.

by gordy711 February 7, 2017

This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.

For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

by UrbanScribe7 January 14, 2018

ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 13, 2008

ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 13, 2008