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Primorph

Peter programmed a circle with a green primorph.
by Pigeonface1708 February 16, 2023
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primary elections

n. The process by which American voters select the worst two candidates for a political office.
Dennis Kucinich had a brain, so it was a foregone conclusion that he would lose in the Democratic primary elections.
by WittierThanThou October 13, 2014
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Primarkial

UK Term related to cheap and cheerful retailer Primark.....
Drew was a very calm and composed shopper but once she entered the store she became Primarkial and after throwing random clothing items into her basket she had assembled an entire summer wardrobe for the cost of a bargain bucket of chicken
by Tricky15 June 10, 2017
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Woodside Priory

They say that if you sniff your farts hard enough you'll be able to see it. You can't enter it unless you are driving either a Toyota Prius or a car with a market value of at lease 80K. Some people say it's just a legend but I know it's real. I know it's real cause I've been there. They say it's a college prep school ruled over by robed wizards but in reality it's a cleverly disguised waiting room for the rich brood of silicon valley. Not everyone believes it can be found. Well how could they. Only those with a Net worth of at least a couple million dollars can gain its attention and as the saying goes when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back, unless you're poor. The mundane environment forces the future of the Bay Area to transform. The astral plane of ones mind turns gay, philosophically depleted, pedagalogically ignorant, hair blue, and fat. Also everyone there is hopped up on drugs. Warning to the wise. Avoid at all costs, otherwise it will cost you more than your wallet can handle.
Person A: I think we're lost
Person B: let me check (look of horror ensues)
Person A: What is it? You ok?
Person B: shit shit shit

Person A: What? (said in gay fat person voice)
Person B: It's Woodside Priory (also said in gay fat person voice)
by keithcage69 April 23, 2022
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Telok Kurau Primary School

tkps is filled with xmms and xdds, got like two good class per level but those class also got students got student go na so like is it even good
we got a lot of foreign students also and half got so many relationships and tea if u know how to look for it

heard some students fuck when they’re like 11/12, like all ur dicks so small how to fuck sia
good students confirm also for r/s one, good classes got a lot of tea sia, like why so much drama
nadira is hot 🥵

k bye
Random kid 1: What primary school are you from?

Random kid 2: Tkps
Random kid 1: Tanjong Katong Primary School ah?
Random kid 2; UGH CHIBAI! IS TELOK KURAU PRIMARY SCHOOL WALAO EH! LEE KUAN YEW FROM MY SCHOOL YK OR NOT ⁉️
Random kid 1: oh chill bro ik now
*proceeds to pat random kid 2 on the back*
by ur mom lah chibai August 24, 2021
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Primark

Cheap-shit clothes shop in Britain. I bought two shirts, some socks, and some boxers all for £20. The people in there all seemed to be named after places like Savannah and Michigan.
I went to Primark today and didn't have lots of fun.
by Paracetamol 500mg September 23, 2006
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