Primarkial 

UK Term related to cheap and cheerful retailer Primark.....

Drew was a very calm and composed shopper but once she entered the store she became Primarkial and after throwing random clothing items into her basket she had assembled an entire summer wardrobe for the cost of a bargain bucket of chicken

Primarkial by Tricky15 June 10, 2017

Primordial soup 

The theory that a concoction of inorganic compounds placed in the right environment can create life.

Started as primordial soup and now we here
*highfive

we technology addicts now, take that dumb soup

Primordial soup by f£00f€R June 24, 2018

Primarilize 

To increase (crease) an object or persons value to be the primary thing of importance.

Caden had to primarilize his homework over hanging out with Joe.

Primarilize by LeBean James December 7, 2022

premartial sex 

1. having consensual sex before having served in the military.
2. a typo for premarital sex, having sex before marriage.

guy A. Yo, I just had premartial sex
guy B. Don't you mean premarITal sex?
guy A. No, it was with my wife. Unlike pre-marITal sex, premarTIal sex, in and of itself, would be considered trivial by a majority of the public in countries that don't draft men of certain age. Even if that was the case, it would just be teenage sex.

premartial sex by fuzzydrinks July 13, 2009

Primordial pouch 

that dangling thing on cats that you often mistake it for the cat being pregnant

person 1: yo is your cat pregnant
person 2: nah she has a primordial pouch
Person 1: WTF is that

Primordial pouch by Walrus64 February 16, 2021

Primordial Bush 

A pubic bush on either the male, female or anything in between that has been neglected so long that it has never once been trimmed, shaved, waxed or maintained in anyway.
It is often seen raging out of control and in some instances it may be visible without the removal of ones clothes.

Tommy: So I was going down on this fat chick last night when i noticed she had a primordial bush going on. Nonetheless i proceeded with caution.

Matt: GET SOME!!!

Primordial Bush by ziggyfreshsexbot January 20, 2011

primordial dwarf

incredibly small, yet perfectly proportioned, people. exceeding no more than 38 inches in height

christian: DANG NIBS! did you see that primordial dwarf?!
emma: yes!! she is soooo tiny! :"omgzz~"

primordial dwarf by HoTTiiieZ May 29, 2007