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preacher guards

An elite guard that protect preachers from any hostility.
Will attack the protester if the protester uses physical force on a preacher.
So if you are triggered that a preacher is hating on you for being a lgbt, just walk away because any sudden movement from you will set the guard or guards off.
The preacher guards are rarely found in anti lgbt movements because of their aggressiveness.
by The def master November 8, 2019
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Preacher-Man

during rear-entry coitus (doggy-style)--most typically unprotected intercourse where the receiving party (the "catcher") has either inferred or implicitly stated that the "preacher" refrains from filling him/her with their "holy water", the person doing the penetration, upon reaching an orgasm shouts:

"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"

note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"

variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"
Preacher: "dude, me and Sharon were screwing last night and I so pulled a Preacher-Man on her...she got so pissed because she told me she wasn't on the pill anymore"

"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"

Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"

"Oh, word?"

Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."
by MADAOXCHAN July 18, 2009
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backseat preacher

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.
Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"
by Justin Wilkinson May 19, 2006
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A Preacher

A woman who will praise and worship a higher power while getting laid.
I took Shirley home last night and she was "a preacher" in bed. She was screaming "Oh God, Oh God, Oh my God!"
by 00Mancandy December 31, 2009
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Preacher Rape

"I would love to preacher rape that Valero girl."
"Dude that's sick as fuck."
by Hdjfkf January 27, 2019
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paper preacher

Anyone who preaches the word of the Lord for more and more of that paper (money).
Friend: Hey! Did you read that great self-help book by (millionaire televangelist type)?
Me: No way, I don't take advice from no paper preacher!
by Mwahahahahahaha! December 19, 2013
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preachidus

The psuedo-greek translation of the word Preacher, specific in reference to Preacher, the much vaunted leader of the gaming association known as iDM (Industrial Death Machines).

Preacher (Preachidus) is a man of varied knowledges, who lives vicariously through the internet. His followers do not know his true whereabouts, and the doctrines he teaches are borderline communism, with a decided slant towards pimping.

He is also known for a strong wit, the ability to discern the color of water with his hands in his pockets, and for abusing the shit out of Templar, a member of iDM who is of judaic descension.

Known sightings include Orange County, California (in fact, the majority of sightings are from here), Utah, Arizona, Nevada, Mexico, Idaho, and even more exotic locations like Illinois, and even a few sightings (albeit years ago) in England. Sightings two years ago placed him with a full beard, recent sightings implicate that a possible female has attached herself to him and his dealings.

Known food likes and dislikes inlcude bratwurst, specifically johnsonville beer-brats, code red, and tuna fish cassarole.

The description of this elusive person is that he is tall, approximately 6'3, usually short brown hair, grey eyes, and he weighs in at no less than 250 lbs, while remaining surprisingly light on his feet. Rumors place him as having a decent knowledge of self defense, including varied forms of sword fighting.
Preachidus is simply, the most awesomest everest.

Preachidus called havok a beaner.
by Jules February 25, 2004
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