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pattingham brewery

the act of pissing in someones mouth while they hold all of it in their mouth, and facefucking them afterwards
Snes: Hey fat fuck! I just gave someone my virginity.

George: Did you try out the pattingham brewery?
by jac0b_perry March 18, 2023
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Patting there lap

When someone is patting their lap is an indication to tell their partner to smoother them with their behind. ( When they’re to much of a bitch to say it with words) they will use this to communicate with their partner.
They are Patting there lap they want someone to sit on it
by ihopesheseethis November 20, 2023
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pratiking

Pratiking (Pra-teek-ing) noun
is When a person deliberately lays on a thick accent, either for humor, emphasis, or to blend in—whether they pull it off or not is another matter entirely.”

Ie; when someone orders food a certain way to get the good stuff
1. “He was totally pratiking a Scottish accent at the pub last night, but everyone could tell he wasn’t actually from there.”
2. “She tried pratiking a Southern drawl to fit in, but it just sounded like a bad cowboy impression.”
3. “Whenever he tells that story, he starts pratiking an over-the-top French accent for no reason.”
4. “I caught him pratiking a British accent on the phone—he swears it helps him sound more professional.”
5. “Stop pratiking an Irish accent! We all know you’re from New Jersey.”
6. “Why were you Pratiking an Indian accent to order Indian food?” “I do it to get the good stuff.”
by TitusSassMaster135 February 28, 2025
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Prazling

making loud noises when touching or rummaging through bags
Robin is making a loud noise when making a chips bag into a small ball, "STOP PRAZLING!" martin said.
by Sciuruz November 3, 2025
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postman patting

When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly
“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “
by Krazybuthot September 11, 2020
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Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out
So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right
by Certified concoction January 21, 2022
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Roof Rattling

The practice of throwing a handful of stones onto an unsuspecting victims roof causing a cacophonous rattle. A common past-time of many young kiwis with nothing better to do.
Hamish and I were bored so we went roof rattling on old Bill's house, he was pissed off and chased us away with a rake
by CodakBear February 16, 2023
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