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Poonani Tsunami

1. Large amounts of teenage vagina achieved within a fortnight.

2. An overwhelming amount of vaginal fluid.

(The different uses of Poonani Tsunami are to be recognized through the expression on the speakers face.)
Ex 1. I've been riding a poonani tsunami all week and I'm having a lot of fun.

Ex 2. There was a poonani tsunami and it got all in my eyes.
by Nickuhcrazy June 9, 2008
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poonanie

poonanie, a slightly gangster word for the female happy patch.
"ow i got hit in my poonanie"
"yo guy i got all up in her poonanie"
by mikkiwu May 3, 2005
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Ponar Grab

The act of pulling a male's testicles away from his body when he is about to climax in an effort to thwart the climax and extend intercourse.
Just as Bob was about to cum, Lindsay gave him a ponar grab that extended their lovemaking another 5 minutes.
by Alright with me August 12, 2009
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Poonanniphobia

The fear, discomfort and hesitation to use nightclub toilets for the risk of being pressured to purchase things such as a few sprays of deodorant, hair gel, lollies and chewing gum.

The merchant, often of black origin will often shout catchy one-liners when not dealing with clients such as

"no armani, no poonani"
"no spray, no lay"
"no splash, no gash"
"no juice, no poos (puss)"
"no cologne, ya going home alone"
"no diesel, no weasel"
"no wax, no sax (sex)"

To make this situation particularly awkward, the merchant is known to hold paper towels towards you forcing you to dry your hands in front of him and his selection of products.

The merchant will put on a loud African sounding accent until he speaks to someone he knows and returns to his actual voice.
Josh: I'm bursting for a piss.
Nick: Go then, the toilet's just there.
Josh: Nah man, I've got poonanniphobia, I'll hold it as long as I can.
by nikkos123 July 11, 2010
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poonanners

A word used to save a seat when you will be absent for a short period of time such as; getting up to get a beverage or food.
Man: I am going to grab a beer so, poonanners on my seat
by Scott Garrett February 15, 2006
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poonanipanini

When your girl clenches your junk between her labia, post-coitus.
She kept me in a poonanipanini for at least two minutes after she climaxed.
by Flame2Lust January 19, 2008
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poonanchee

A squalid vagina; or more specifically, a black hooker's stank-nasty vagina that does not get skull from the mens.
"We just straight out fuck. That's it. Two minutes and we're done. He ain't never ate... the poonanchee... right?"
"Please get your poonanchee away from my face. It smells like burnt hair and stale farts."
by Ol' Vodka Tits December 15, 2008
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