Mash-Potatoing

V. Mash-Potatoing is the process of slamming a semi flacid boner, a.k.a. chub, into the lips of a vagina but not actually entering the vagina.

Billy: yeah i couldnt get it in her cuz i wasnt fully hard but we were still goin at it.

Craig: she was mash-potatoing your dick?

by craiggetshispooholelicked June 24, 2010

Potatocake

Administrator of the world famous webpage: "People who want bec"

Did you see Potatocakes "People who want bec" website? That page is whack

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Potatocake

A simpleton who enjoys basic things in life such as mung and sucking cocks until they are red raw.

Oh my god, you are such a fucking potatocake.

by unknown December 7, 2003

potatoing

To fucking headbutt someone

Devin is potatoing the fuck out of Doug

by TheTyrone118 April 29, 2016

potatomantiger

Also known as Cheesus, potatomantiger is the prophet of Cheesusism.

Man1:YOOO i saw potatomantiger today

Man2: OMGG

by potatomantiger July 3, 2021

potatohands

When someone touches potatoes and doesn't wash their hands afterwards.

'Emily just put her hands in that sack of potatoes and didn't wash her hands afterwards. Now she has potatohands!'

by Banana56577 May 30, 2016

Potato-man

little short chubby man with no penis

that guy is so a potato-man

by Dirron January 27, 2017