the act of pulling out your phone only to pretend that your gonna text someone to prevent looking like a lonely loser
uhg where are these guy, i always get here first, ehh i gotta possum text i dont want to look like a loner
by crcguy October 18, 2010
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Anything and everything that you believe. Your truth is what you say it is regardless of any evidence to the contrary. No laws have been written forbidding people from fooling themselves.
All mentally ill people are innocent of the charge of being a liar if they believe in Postmodern Truth.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
Get the Postmodern Truth mug.double standard; usually related to how the media treats some politicians with kid gloves and goes after others like a pack of wolves. See also laura bush Story goes that if Hillary Clinton had run over a possum back in the 1960s it would still be news and at least 12 books would be published on the subject.
Brit Hume has become so blantant with the "hillary possums" he might as well leave Fox and join CBN.
by TWade August 25, 2005
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2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something
(from a the fact that the Virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)
2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something
(from a the fact that the Virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)
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Get the posmf mug."My buddy picked up this hottie last night at the bar. But, I had to Possum Flop her fat friend at the end of the night so I wouldn't have to sleep with her".
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