Post Traumatic Nut Disorder

You remember a traumatic memory after busting a nut

Baji suffered from Post Traumatic Nut Disorder after fucking the shit out of Chifuyu’s ass

by clovey March 10, 2022

Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

Post Nut Bravery

The feeling that suggests bravery over everything a man gets after ejaculating.

Joe: Hey Mike, I bet that I could jump that fence and steal some shit 3 times over!

Mike: What? Did you just jack off? Do you have post nut bravery or some shit?

Joe: yeah

by freddeadredemption October 27, 2020

post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night

Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”

by Dab Police July 23, 2022

Post Nut Rhythm

(sometimes called post nut rhythmicality) an exceedingly rare phenomenon in which, instead of feeling disgust or regret after ejaculating, one instead feels an uncontrollable urge to listen to a specific song. this phenomenon will be more common if you have been listening to music while masturbating.

"dude i was listening to some sick judas priest songs while wanking earlier and the post nut rhythm hit me like a freight train next thing you know i was listening to You've Got Another Thing Coming on loop for five hours straight"
"what"

by johnny legbreaker August 14, 2024

Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.

Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."

by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022

Post-Nut Clarity

a calm sense after ejaculation. usually an addictive feeling of relief.

"post-nut clarity has me doing it everyday."

by Noctone April 7, 2023