Maroon Poon

The result of placing ones penis into a bootyhole then remove said penis then inserting it into a vagina while it's menstruating. The results are a concoction of blood and feces that resembles the color maroon.

"Omg Neto totally maroon pooned Mrs. Big BootyHoe."

by Bahhhginia May 19, 2015

magic poon

Vagina in which a man cums in under 5 seconds

Dat bitch has a magic poon!

by Bdb2019 January 18, 2019

Irony poisoned

When someone perceives nearly everything through multiple layers of irony, and nothing through sincerity. This could extend to someone not being able to sincerely express their own beliefs without someone else thinking they’re being ironic or Insincere. And it could also extend to the inability of someone to take sincerity coming from others at face value, or being skeptical of it.

Person 1: I really enjoy X
Person 2: I bet you only like it because it’s secretly a coping mechanism for something else.
Person 1: it’s not, you’re brain is just irony poisoned

by L+Ratio? May 25, 2022

Dune Poon

Arab pussy.

I hit that dune poon like it was an oasis in the Sahara.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters November 1, 2003

poon pub

A really large gaping vagina, especially on a really fat woman

"Thats the same thing shroder said about your poon pub last night"

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008

billy Poon

Local chinesse owner and all-round geezer of asain origin - NOT RACIST!

'We off down to billy poons for some prawn toast guys?'

by AGnumbnuts November 7, 2011

high speed lead poisoning

Slang for being shot.

Well, he does have 5 bullet holes in his body, so I'd guess the cause of death would've been high speed lead poisoning!

by Bangboy October 12, 2005