Dolly Parton

noun: to describe a work shift that starts at 9:00 am and ends at 5:00 pm. So named after the 1980 Paramount Pictures movie, "Nine to Five", starring Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin as women office workers. Dolly Parton recorded the movie's theme song, entitled "Nine to Five", which became a #1 hit on the Billboard charts in the same year as the movie's release.

"Hey Nick, you're working a Dolly Parton shift tomorrow. You are working from 9 to 5."

"I did a Dolly Parton shift today."

"Damn yo, I ain't got time fo this shit...I work late...I ain't got no Dolly Parton schedule!"

by Jakey the Snakey October 21, 2009

Portola Valley

Completely misinterpreted in the previous definitions. In Portola Valley people have money but they don't flaunt it. Sure they might have nice cars, but most people have Prius' or cars that are older than ten years old. There isn't a downtown, so residents have to go to other towns to buy food/clothing/anything else. Everyone knows everyone else and will help each other when needed. The public schools here are AMAZING, and not "dirty" as the other definition said. Most people send their kids to public school here and not private schools. It is a beautiful town with many things to offer and great people. People who live here have worked hard for their money and are usually involved in the tech industry. Because it is such a small town, gossip travels quickly, but that is the only negative part of Portola Valley. Whoever said that it is snobby has obviously never met the people of this town. Oh and by the way, no one calls it PV.

You live in Portola Valley?
Yep.
Are you rich?
Um why do you care?

by justbeingtruthful January 19, 2011

portent

a sign of things to come; an omen

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

The Portnoy

Having sexual intercourse with and ejaculating into any raw cut of meat (e.g. liver, porterhouse steak, pork roast), and then preparing and serving said meat (colloq. 'marinated') as a meal for one's immediate family or close friends.

(Origin: Portnoy's Complaint, by Philip Roth)

I was horrified when Andrew told me he'd done the Portnoy on the steak tartare I'd just enjoyed so heartily.

by Marcus the Blacksmith August 4, 2007

potton

Pot and OxyCotin usually used to have a good time

Dude! Yesterday I was completely hyped up after smoking some dankie potton! It was way rector, man!

by Isabella Franken August 21, 2005

pornonomics

1. The economy of pornography and porn-like industries.
2. Bartering goods or services in exchange for porn.

When I was 13 I would have mowed your yard all year for one porno, such is the power of pornonomics.

by Mystic-X December 23, 2011

Potton

An eccentric personality, frequently utilizes pornography as a tea substitute. Often found playing with musical organs and less frequently with own (male) organs. Occasionally has personal hygiene problems.

Look at that smelly man in the corner with his glasses stuck to his smart phone grunting with pleasure, he looks like a complete Potton.

by Greengrass November 12, 2012