After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
Get the Car ride porta-pody mug.Porta quivo roughly translates to "bring me here' however, a hot group of italian girls from the suburbs of Chicago usues the term universally. You can say it with any sentance, always used in a postive way. Most commonly used after the sentance ends.
"i just got engaged, porta quivo!"
"You look so cute today, porta quivo!"
"can you hand me the tv remote? Porta quivo"
"You look so cute today, porta quivo!"
"can you hand me the tv remote? Porta quivo"
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‘Nah Sid might have them, I heard the mics really bad on it’
‘Yeah it is, buy them tho you’ll get a gof gf’
‘Nah Sid might have them, I heard the mics really bad on it’
‘Yeah it is, buy them tho you’ll get a gof gf’
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