Mom: I saw you watching porn last night
Son: shit! Really
Mom: next time can I join?
Son: you wanna fuck
Mom: this is the reason I dont love you
Son: shit! Really
Mom: next time can I join?
Son: you wanna fuck
Mom: this is the reason I dont love you
by Spooky ryleigh October 16, 2019
by NuggetInc September 23, 2020
God's gift to mankind.
by lyricalpaws July 31, 2016
Porn is the picture/video form of meth, crack cocaine, and PCP, in that it rots your mind, increases the chances of your relationship falling apart 10 fold, and it tells men that women always want to have sex, and that women are an object to be used for pleasure, which is a lie. Women are people too, what if your sister or daughter were porn actors? You would probably not approve, so why is it ok if it is someone else's sister or daughter? Porn is used by weak "men" who use it to make themselves feel like they are "getting some", and it only takes away from the minuscule amount of manliness thay might have. A real man see's porn as a waste of time, something that supports s filthy industry, and exploits women by turning them into objects for pleasure. Porn is also as fake as fake can be, it only makes men think that the actor is better than their girl, and it can also impact a man's self image too. Men may not admit it, but when porn shows them that you need a damn 14 inch penis to satisfy a woman, it is pretty degrading to alot of men. Porn is the scum of the earth, and if you care about society at all, you won't support this filthy, degrading, emotionally crippling for a relationship or self image, industry that no one benefits from except for the perv's who watch, and the perv's and pedo's who film and support porn. And the men will go to hell for acting in porn, and they will be branded while in hell 4000 times per day all over their body.
Porn is bad, imagine the girl you are watching on your computer or in a magazine as your sister or daughter, and then realize that she is someone's sister or daughter, and that porn makes men's minds turn into useless, rotten mush.
by porn is for perv's March 3, 2011
Something to satisfy anyone's needs, it can be for straight people, gay people, and bisexual people. Even people who fuck or get fucked by animals will like it too. But the thing is, you just watch it, you never actually get to experience it, so what the heck?? Go make a porn video or something, or go on a date.
"I like watching porn."
"Jim and Becky are going to make a porno movie!!"
"Do you like gay porn or straight porn??"
And etc.
"Jim and Becky are going to make a porno movie!!"
"Do you like gay porn or straight porn??"
And etc.
by Kidalicious April 26, 2009
John: Wanna come down to the pub and pick up a slut for the night?
Rylan: In a sec bro I'm watching porn
John: Ok lets video some sex tonight and put it on pornhub
Rylan: Ok done lets go
Rylan: In a sec bro I'm watching porn
John: Ok lets video some sex tonight and put it on pornhub
Rylan: Ok done lets go
by 🎶🎵 May 29, 2022