Pooturbed

The feeling of being greatly perturbed by the need to take a crap.

"You look worried" said Peter
"I'm pooturbed, I need to shit real bad!" replied Paul

by R Mutt November 3, 2011

Poots on Newts

The act on sitting on a newts head and violently farting on it as a penalty for stealing boots.

Hey newt! Stop stealing boots, or it's Poots on Newts!!!

by 0H N035! August 5, 2010

POTUS

Secret Service codename/acronym for President of the United States

Secret Service officer 1:POTUS is at buckeye(camp david)
Secret Service officer 2: Roger that

by Matt Burnham October 1, 2005

pootist

An intellectually superior human who poots a lot. Follower of the teachings of Pootism. A devout pootist is referred to by their inner circle as a Pootist Monk.

Mike was a great Pootist and wise in the ways of Pootism.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Pontus

Pontus is the white Kanye West, if Kanye West was humble.

Is that superman?

No, it's just Pontus.

by Mr pseudonym 555 August 30, 2017

postus locki morti

The act of posting a reply whilst a moderator is dropping the lock bomb on the thread in question.

Writing up a long reply to a post on an internet message board only to see the dreaded "Thread locked by a moderator"

by Og II December 28, 2004

poutus

Donald Trump, POTUS, always Pouts!

POUTUS looks even more sour faced than Hannity this morning.

by frishy July 15, 2018