pooman

any man who is compromised either entirely or almost entirely of poo.

The pooman became surly because his signature was not up to its usual high standard.

by Frain June 29, 2007

Pootnanny

A womens vaginia better known as a pussy

Bob got some bomb ass pootnanny lastnight from Mary

by Catherine September 5, 2002

Poofman

A man that likes to puff on anothermans Dizzznick

You are nothing but a Procharger loving Poofman (cocksucker)

by HalfBaked April 25, 2003

pootang twister

the pootang twister is a sexual act, one which can be performed on or by anyone with a vagina. this act entails the performer, once engaged in said oral obligations to satisfy their partner with both attentive and exquisite attention paid to the clitoral area, this techniqe is performed to perfection by moving the tongue in a circular motion, creating an almost alphabetical maneuver, thus the pootang twister.

"yo did you ever have billy or timmy go down on you? yea, but they can't do the pootang twister like travis."

sex techniqe pootang twister

by t-dubs-12 December 1, 2009

natalie portman

Beautiful and smart. Just perfect.

She is the only girl I would like to date.

by mick March 14, 2005

Poomanchu

The Poomanchu is simply a fumanchu drawn on a face with a poopy penis after being removed from a poopy butthole, hence, Poomanchu.

"Hey bitch, you wanna Poomanchu?"

by PSN March 10, 2007

Portmangler

One who coins painful and awkward portmanteaux.

"Check it out, Alice, I invented a cross between a spoon and a fork - I call it a fspoo-ork'n."

"Dang, Bob, you are such a gosh darned portmangler."

by Lieg March 21, 2010