pontoontang

A pontoon boat or "party barge" that that is busting with poontang.

When aboard pontoontang, clothing is optional.

by Captain Matt July 13, 2004

pontooned

Equivalent to pwned, owned, j00d, laviowned, etc.

"Oh, you got pontooned."

by Cameron November 8, 2005

Julia Penton

a bitch lol

Wow, isn’t Julia Penton a bitch?

by so no head? May 7, 2018

ponsonby

to utter pure shit from ones mouth

i knew from his exaggerated stories that he was ponsonbying.

by sgt shitting backwards November 7, 2011

Pantone

a small woodland creature varying in height between 2ft to 4ft. The Pantone is known for its hypnotic hips and black eyes. The Pantone is on the brink of extinction due to its tendency towards homosexuality.

They say to never look into the hips of a pantone. If so, you may never be attracted to a woman again.

by Don't worry 'bout it May 4, 2006

pontoon eyes

A person with cod eyes. One eye sticking, one eye twisting.

That David Blunkett (MP) hasn't half got pontoon eyes.

by Bobby Wetfeather July 31, 2004

Pontoon ride

Slang for intercourse with a male.

Hey, how about a Pontoon Ride?

by Idontknowshit March 21, 2016