pompous monkey

a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey

my spanish teacher is a pompous monkey

by cindyS February 27, 2008

Poopon

the poop that hangs from any mammals ass by a long, earlier swallowed, hair strand.

dude look at your dog sparky running circles. He's got a poopon hanging out his ass and he tryin to get dat bad boy.

by Raelpal June 21, 2011

pomposo

A little fat mexican kid and eats hotdogs all the time. Stuffin the shit out of himself and all his aunts and uncles rub his belly.

Mida ese pomposo. look at that fatass.
Mida mijo looks like budda

by nick sainz November 19, 2003

Pompous-Compass

Essentially an electronic-compass, aka "GPS". But especially a fancy one, like those used in the military or the scientific community. And sometimes available in upscale luxury vehicles, like private yachts, jets, ships, etc.

Wow, that's a sweet pompous-compass! I bet it set you back quite a bit!
Yeah! but there's no getting lost with this baby! ... ready to sail?

by Cybercass January 13, 2010

pompton lakes

Small suburban town in northern new jersey. nice neighborhoods, good school system and some remaining beautiful mountainous woods, although most of the hallowed party grounds of past generations have been dozed and developed. Suburb of paterson. Of the worst superfund sites in n.j (2nd only to newark's agent orange clean-up) due to toxic-pollution remaning from the E.I. DuPont Co. explosives plant's formally located therein from the 19th century untill close in April 1994. the Illness of residents is becoming a pandemik in the small town, likely due to the high amount of toxins left from dupont, most notably several solvents used to degrease machinery, including PCE and TCE, and Mercury and lead which haven been linked in some studies to certain forms of cancer.

Pompton Lakes is also refered to as "Tromaville" the fictional n.j-town in the movie "The Toxic Avenger" due to the similarities in the two towns being located in nj as well as being horribly contaminated. Pompton lakes high school was also the location for filming of the movie "in and Out" starring Kevin Kline.

The Pompton Lakes water has me forgetting my kid's names and making my hair fall out...

by pompton toxic avenger December 13, 2010

Pampons

1. A jailhouse tampon made from a sanitary pad that comes in an indigent jail pack.

Yo Lorawanda, would you round me up some indigent packs and make me some pampons? It is that time of the month!

by BlondeSkurch June 29, 2019

Pomposity

The art of behaving with a lack of class and elegance due to an super-inflated ego, causing one to respond to other non-pompous people in a condescending manner. This phenomenon appears to be much more common in middle-aged women.

Oh, here she comes with her red lipstick and designer pomposity!

by HooHoo Dillah March 3, 2020