political correctness

Something I flatly refuse to conform to

What do you call a spade?

Average person: I call a 'spade' a 'spade'
PC dimwit: I call a 'spade' an 'excavation instrument'
Me: I call a 'spade' a 'fucking shovel'!!!

by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004

Political Correctness

See also cancer. The death of the First Amendment. Almost every word said nowadays is censored by liberal pussies, forcing to be replaced with the "politically correct" version of it. Also proof we are becoming like the people of George Orwell's 1984

How to talk politically correct so you don't trigger liberals:
White: Caucasian
Black: African-American
Mexican: Hispanic
Asian: People of the Orient
Not crippled: Able-bodied
Crippled: Physically challenged
Short: Vertically challenged
Autistic: Mentally challenged
Blind: Visually challenged
Fat: Horizontally challenged
Deaf: Auditorily challenged
Tall: Person of height
Straight: Heterosexual
Gay: Homosexual
Garbage man: Sanitation worker

All this political correctness makes me understand why some think millennials were a screwed generation

by Captain_Cancer September 26, 2017

sodomize political correctness

Gay anal rape it with intense sodomizing force tearing it's asshole tissue and causing profuse anal bleeding.Then reach around and jack it off until it splooges in it's own face!

TAKE THAT!,faggy political correctness...

by raging ass homo April 25, 2005

Political Correctness

Distortion of the truth. Since so many people do not believe in the existence of truth, many fail to understand PC and become manipulated by activists who impose PC on others.

We can't say that a man and woman married to each other are husband and wife. We now have to call them "partners". This is Political Correctness.

by utacs September 8, 2013

Political correctness

A phrase that alt-right assholes use when told that they're being an asshole when they call someone a nigger.

Fox news viewer: Those filthy BLM people are a bunch of niggers.

Guy: that's racist

Fox news viewer: I'm so sick of your Political correctness you snowflake.

by Cryinginside July 29, 2020

political correctness

Paranoid right wing tossers getting paranoid about paranoid left wing tossers.

Political correctness will lead to another holocaust!!!1111111!!!!

by Scuzz April 28, 2006

Political correctness

The opposite of comedy

Political correctness is the opposite of comedy.

by Inquisitive Walnut August 10, 2019