puddle pirate

A US Coast Guard member. derogatory.

Navy Sailor: thanks for staying home and watching the coasts, puddle pirate.

Coastie: Someone needs to keep those navy wives warm at night.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

piddle opposite of "on"

A nice way of saying "piss off".
Works better when written or typed vs. spoken.

Piddle opposite of "on", piddle wingless hymenoptera

(means "piss off, piss ant")

by Telephony September 26, 2010

piddleass

A beautiful young lady who does vlogs, on youtube or other websites, about her life

Kaitlin Witcher piddleass

by pwecki September 15, 2012

Rochester Rain Puddle

Drinking so much that you pass out in bed with another person and you urinate in the bed, getting the other person all wet. Claimed by Rochester, NY as I have witnessed this on numerous occasions. Also, due to the fact that Rochester gets alot of rain and we need a slogan like Cleveland Steamer!

Becky: "I went over his house to have sex, he was drinking, we fell asleep in his bed, and I woke up the next morning in a Rochester Rain Puddle."
Jordan: "That is gross, what did you do??"
Becky: "I left a Puddle of my own, took a quick shower, noticed a kidump in his toilet, and left for good."

by JacknRochNY October 9, 2007

peddler

Someone who is involved in the distribution/trade cycle of illegal merchandise and goods.

"CJ is the neighborhood peddler, he can get you anything you want; knifes, guns, porn, whatever."

by local peddler July 21, 2006

Party Poodle

Female who loves to party and have sex with anyone there who asks.

Your gf is a party poodle.

by WhoIsUsingNotTelling June 12, 2011

Brown Paddle Award

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.

Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010