Plutonic Love

Love for a friend that is neither romantic or sexual, like love for a family member.

Tom: Did you just tell him you loved him?

Bob: Yeah it’s plutonic love, I’ve known my whole life.

Or

Stacy: Bye girl love you!!!

Lucy: Love you too girl!! See you Tuesday!!!

by B° July 18, 2018

plutonic

Plates that U can not see...

I can not see those Plutonic plates right over there.

by Sabian June 3, 2004

Plutonism

Someone affected by plutonism is a person who thinks pluto is NOT a planet

Guy: "Let's google if pluto is a planet... *types* WHAT??!! Google is so affected by plutonism! Especially astronomers!"
Friend: "I told ya!"

by Chrononimo July 26, 2018

plutonic fail

The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.

Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*

Jeff: Plutonic Fail...

by Addoe March 7, 2009

plutonised

To be excluded or no longer part of something you've been in for quite some time, expecially if its due to size.

Comes from the disqualification of pluto as a planet.

raymond: whys michelle crying?
jeremy: is it cause of drama?
raymond: oh. cause she no one could see her up on stage.
irene: yeah. shes been plutonised.

by jyx3 May 25, 2010

plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

Plutonic Friend

A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.

A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.

by adreamdefered94 July 23, 2020