pitchables

Any amount of money or weed that will assist in the purchase or increase in size of a bag of weed.

Hey man let's get high tonight. We're a few bucks short of an eigth though, got any pitchables?

by Skerks May 9, 2009

High pitched sarcastic insult

Native to North London, it usually shows how someone lacks the ability to do something. It can also be used to purposely indicate that you are stronger than someone.

Matt: "Hey John I'm sick at football."
John: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're sick at football."

Tom: "I can quickscope better than you."
Joe: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're better than me."

by guileM16A4 March 1, 2014

All Time Pitcher

One who only "gives" and never "receives"...

Between Rob and Stuart, Rob is the all time pitcher.

by FilthyBasard July 2, 2008

pitch the tent

when you get a random erection in the middle of class (as seen on Luna)

Yo, everyone saw you pitch the tent up there!

by NICHOLS PARK BOY WITH DYLAN January 5, 2016

pitching machine

A chick who can shoot ping pong balls out of her pussy

Artie- I got a chick called 'The Pitching Machine'. You'll never in a million years guess why shes called that

John- She shoots ping pong balls out of her snatch?

by Gits Colacitti December 14, 2008

Luke Pritchard

Possibly the sexiest man alive. The cutest Kook member by far. His abilty to write amazing tuneage and sing in an amazingly unique way are just a few of the amazingly cool and bloody amazing quality talents he has. His BEAUTIFUL curly hair holds magical powers that makes all fall in live with him. He is a sex god.

Leanne: Luke pritchard is the most beautiful sexy man i have ever looked at, i want to touch him. Corrrr!

Tasha: Yeah that Mischa Barton didnt deserve him.

by Mrslukepritchard ;) August 16, 2009

pitchforks and hammer handles

That's what we would say during a downpour.

It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.

by bob4712 January 11, 2011