Michael Phelpsing

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.

"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."

by SiggyEm August 3, 2012

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Fred Phelps

A Democrat who hated Gays for many years. Has been dead for almost 5 years.

Man if you keep talking like Fred Phelps you’ll have lesbians and gay men fucking on your lawn

by Larryville January 4, 2019

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James Phelps

a hot cinnamon roll

admirer n.1: "Oh my god, look at James Phelps. He is so cute."
admirer n.2: "Cute and hot for sure. 😏"
admirer n.1: "James is a hot cinnamon roll."

by justtessa19 July 7, 2021

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Going Phelps. The dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve sexual gratification with a lucky lady. The position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much upon insertion, much like a Michael Phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. Both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of Chinese at the Olympics. However, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.

Guy 1: Last night I was going Phelps with my lady friend and…

Guy 2: Wait going Phelps? You mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?

Guy 1: No man… Coitus.

by Stickywetrag February 27, 2009

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