texticular pause

A sudden pause in an in-person conversation or intercourse, caused by the need to respond to a text.

Evan- "Hey Dillon how was your date with Sarah last night?"
Dillon- "Oh it was great we went out dancing, then I took her home and..."
Evan- "And what?... hello?"
Dillon- *texting... texting... texting*
Evan- "wtf now is not the time for a texticular pause"

by salamiprototype December 8, 2009

pause that

Someone letting your ass know that you need to just check yoself in general. damn.

"hey man I don't like smoking blunts anymore, I think I will smoke Virginia Slims instead"
"whoa, whao, pause that . . . for real . . . damn"

by whiteflavor April 7, 2003

Brookes' Pause

To pause or decrease volume between the words 'Oxford' and 'Brookes' to suggest you are at the University of Oxford not Oxford Brookes.

Jim used the Brookes' Pause when chatting up a girl.

by rsloch March 4, 2007

Rappers Pause

When a rapper pauses instead of saying "like" or "Like a", then resuming

With Rappers Pause (RP)- I Keep her runnin back and forward (RP) soccer team- lil wayne

Without Rapper Pause- I keep her runnin back and forward like a soccer team- lil wayne

by Frostmatic April 8, 2010

Booty like a pause sign

When someone has a flat butt; no ass

You think you're fine, but you got a booty like a pause sign.

by The 1st Lady February 25, 2018

Pregnant Pause

Delay in speech used to give one time to consider the consequences of a statement.

John took the microphone and asked Sarah to marry him. There was a pregnant pause while he, and the 3000-strong audience, waited for an answer.

or

Cars cause pollution that cause global warming..... (pregnant pause).... so when we need a pint of milk, maybe we should walk the 1/4 mile to the store instead of driving!

by MichelleM September 30, 2006

pause

What you say when someone says something gay

Dude 1: I'm gonna try my hardest. I'm gonna give him everything I got.
Dude 2: Pause
(adapted from "The Boondocks"

by Your_Favorite_Pseudonym September 21, 2011