Platonic Crush

When you have a platonic crush on someone, it means you really like them but as a friend.

“I have a platonic crush on A. I think they’re really cool and I want a friendly relationship with them.”

by t0xicwaster0dent November 23, 2019

platonic

Completely and totally ::just friends::

Kevin talks to me all the time, so my friend thinks he likes me. But I've told her again and again, it's just platonic.

by broadway* February 14, 2006

Platonic harassment

When your boss makes you be their friend even though you just want a healthy working relationship.

I experienced platonic harassment last night - I didn't want to go out after work but I thought my boss might fire me if I didn't.

by Employee/Friend September 25, 2010

platonic nut

When you get that nut off by a girl you consider as close as family

Bruh last night I got that platonic nut off

by juul queen May 1, 2018

platonic

an emotinally and socially intimate, non-sexual relationship, often between two men. attributed to the greek philosopher plato, who deemed platonic friendships to be the most evolved type of love.

by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003

platonic boner

When perhaps, after which a male may have been engaging in physical behaviour performing a task, such as moving some heavy boxes, lifting heavy furniture, or other similar tasks, on behalf of the request of a female friend, of which no romantic links are intended, when during or after finishing the task/s, becomes aroused, has no control over the organ, has to stand and continue talking to the friend with the erection clearly seen, and then commented on by the female. Its when asked, if he is aware of the quite obvious display of arousal by the female, and then answered, that the offending organ was not intended for, or induced by,nor poses threats of any kind toward her, that it is then deemed a Platonic Boner. The female, at this point, as a courtesy, is obliged to give a few moments for the genitals to deflate to normal dimensions, and to accept that it was in fact, platonic. Any changes to his intentions from that point onwards, returns the state of the hard-on back to one of being normal, that is, of the intent to be inserted, rubbed, or stimulated by any other means to the eventual point of orgasm. Platonic Boners, once achieved, may be, and now commonly, conciously sustained for periods of time, as a form of practice for Tantric sex sessions, and socially accepted as practice for such, so long as the intent is clearly defined and can be proven to be as practice for these sessions when asked, and if the groin area, clearly shows attempts at disguise.

A super hero may be rescuing a woman from a burning building, places her safely back on solid ground, the woman noticing a large bulge in his pants, indicating an erection, and when just about to say something to the rescuer, he announces that there is nothing to fear, it's just a Platonic Boner. The woman then goes home and tells everyone that she has seen supermans willy, without fear of being labeled a whore

by Jamie_ledge September 22, 2008

Platonic Reality

A) The real essence of anything that is dimly reflected in physical existence. For example, circular objects are crude approximations to an ideal perfect circle (The Platonic Reality of circles).

B) The Ultimate ...

C) Perfect, utopian, ideal

Originating from Plato, he thought what we see in the physical world is a dim reflection of the true ideal thing.

OMG, she is the Platonic Reality of all girls. hott.

by TTM November 1, 2004