paper clip syndrome

Definition: when a fuckboy simp male is so desperate for emotional attention that he becomes drawn to and constantly attached to females that appeal to him— similar to how a paper clip is drawn to a magnet (ergo the name)

Interelectual 1: look at chad, he’s always following her around, he’s drawn to her like a magnet
Interelectual 2: exactly, perfect example of paper clip syndrome

by olives&basil March 16, 2020

paper rings

originally a song by taylor swift. when you love someone so much that you’d marry them even if they proposed with a paper ring

“i like shiny things but i’d marry you with paper rings”

by morefuntomiss January 18, 2022

research paper

all forms of evil brought together in the form of a paper you gather pointless information.usually assigned by the most obnoxious teacher that no one likes

my research paper is due tomorrow.

by georgia rain March 22, 2009

Papertoweling

The process of cleaning a simple spill, a mess in a car, or a kitchen after a chilli bakeoff with a roll of paper towel.

Hey Wendy, the dogs just puked in the kitchen, time for a papertoweling.

by Li XiaoLong August 14, 2018

toilet bowl paper

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.

{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?

by Telephony September 22, 2014

Toilet Paper

The most wanted thing during Coronavirus disease

Where can I buy Toilet Paper? Nowhere, there is no one

by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020

clit paper

The little piece of toilet paper that balls up when a woman wipes after peeing that stays in the clit / lip area and eventually dries up, falls off /out and you find it on the floor later on.

I found some of my girlfriend's clit paper on the floor again….

by Tallyguy43 August 5, 2014