placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.

After seeing a placenta during my friend's wife's childbirth, I decided to become celibate.

by VikaasK September 26, 2008

placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.

"Is that a vagina blowing a meat-bubble surgically attached to a newborn via a pulsating sausage casing?"

"No, that's just the placenta."

by Cracked.com author September 26, 2008

coffee placenta

A coffe filter full of damp coffee grounds after you have brewed a pot.

Dude, PLEASE toss the coffee placenta after you make a pot. It gets gross and grows mold if you leave it in there!

by vasking November 20, 2009

Placentium

amount of time longer than a millenium.

Nikki- I take shits once every millenium!
Kacey- I take shits every placentium!

Kuyler- Girls Poop?

by meh meh mehhhh April 26, 2012

placental gravity

(n.) the force that pulls the baby out of the womb and into the hands of an either irresponsible nurse or eager-to-get-away-from-this-job hospital employee.

The placental gravity was so strong, the baby shot out of its mother and out the window. Luckily, it landed in an empty baby carriage on the street. Damn gravity.

by coolyo266 March 19, 2009

playentleman

A guy who tells you that you are special to him and makes you think you are because he spends a lot of time, energy and money on you; but then you find out he also dates as many other women as possible and all of them also think they are the special one in his life.

Dante is such a playentleman, he got a woman at every port and he's visiting 3 ports this week.

by Vaaanessa March 30, 2011

placenta

very warm or conforting

Aww, that's so placenta of you!

by sinbadypants December 15, 2006