pinocchio fever

The act of walking around all day with a massive erection that just won't stop growing

Andrew had Pinocchio fever today in gym class.

by Defmaster69 March 27, 2015

Pinocchio Paradox

When Pinocchio says "My nose grows now!" And his nose will basically malfunction.

Pinocchio: My nose grows now!
Nose: I have no fucking idea what to do
(Fucking Pinocchio Paradox)

by Ariel Aries May 19, 2021

Pinocchio

anything a human brain can imagine

yo! look at that pinocchio.
Hey man do you want to pinocchio tonight?
I just pinocchio'd that guy

by thejawneaterBBS September 21, 2022

Pinocchio

The most terrifying Disney movie of all time.

A wooden child gets abducted into slavery, exploited by Satan, turned into an ass, eaten by a whale, and somehow turns into a real boy at the end. Must be Pinocchio.

by God_help_me January 6, 2023

Pinocchio

1. A person who becomes Prime Minister through the transom (l'imposte)
2. A male Prime Minister who is "wife-like," acting as the submissive partner in his relationship
3. Also a nickname for the Prime Minister of Mauritius - Pravin Jugnauth

Paul: Hey Anerood, your son is such a Pinocchio
Anerood: Yes

by Pinok July 26, 2023

sanding pinocchio

masturbating for a guy

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.

by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008

Reverse Pinocchio

When you lie about the size of your cock it progressively gets smaller

Jared Vogel = Reverse Pinocchio

by EatThatPussy1956 June 17, 2018