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Pinterest Syndrome

When an individual feels depressed and inadequate as a result of wanting but not having the item(s) she or he sees on Pinterest or similar materialistic websites. Can occur in any gender, but about ten times more likely to be seen in females.
Although Jill's wedding was over a year away, she was already suffering from a case of Pinterest Syndrome after seeing all the things she wanted for her wedding but couldn't have
by User2015 January 10, 2015
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Paris pincer

The act of double fisting a woman while she stands with her legs widely apart, and you kneel beneath her. "Paris" refers to the Eiffel-tower-like shape formed by your arms and her legs, while "pincer" simply refers to the movement involved.
Have you seen my wristwatch? I think I lost it last night when I was giving your girlfriend a Paris pincer.
by PixelBeavers March 18, 2009
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pinkerton

Weezer's 1996 crowning achievement that features the singles "El Scorcho" and "The Good Life." It is a true musical masterpiece that has shaped modern day emo.
I love listening to Pinkerton!
by MasterPrime June 13, 2004
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pinterest

A website that allows users to post and share activities that they enjoy; such as recipes, clothing, etc. essentially 4chan
for ladies.
My girlfriend is WAY into pinterest recently. I don't get it. They don't even have a section for hentai!
by J.J. the radical October 4, 2012
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Pinner Slut

a guy who thinks he's the shit but really isn't.
Person 1-Man, that guy who just punched that wall thinks he's so cool.

Person 2- Yeah, he's a total pinner slut.
by austinthepinnerslut April 1, 2010
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Pinner

A really small joint (marijuana ciggarette)
Dude, wanna smoke a joint?
Idk man, i got driving school later... how bout rolling a pinner?
by weeeeeeed February 18, 2010
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Pingering

This is the act of a woman, massaging a man's prostate, with her fingers... through the man's colon wall.
Pingering is the act of inserting a gloved, lubed and gentle, woman's finger (pad first) into the male colon. Finger pointing toward the man's bladder/belly, massaging with a come hither motion (him on his back, fingers pointing upwards), or a gentle forward and backward motion. Pingering is used to relieve the swelling of a man's prostate expelling toxic fluids that may cause prostate problems... also used for sensual excitement, in marital foreplay.
AKA "Prostate Milking" G-Spot Massage Sacred Spot Massage.
A practice, health measure, dating to the Ancient Chinese, Hindu's and Egyptian Pharaohs, insuring longevity of their offspring.
by AlyasSmyth December 28, 2009
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