pinfle

When you have a mouthful of semen, blood and shit

Becky had a pinfle

by ptamaratoots October 22, 2017

Painful Martini

To give someone an assortment of different cuts, bruises, fractures etc.

Last week, I saw Mark, Gordon and Carl give the class nerd a hell of a painful martini.

by Doent August 25, 2018

painfulhail

Very bad mod in minecraft. Is a lazy person. Takes blood from people.

PainfulHail is super gay.

by Rizzer937 March 19, 2019

Pinaula

the ability to make you laugh by use of a superior sense of humor hilarious, combined with an infectious smile, and charm.

They were enamored by his Pinaula and his brilliant Uno strategy

by islandresource December 23, 2019

Painfulaxing

When something is both painful and relaxing.

My massage was so deep it hurt a little, but it really got rid of all my stress. It was totally painfulaxing.

by Maliblob January 26, 2022

Painfully stupid

The state of being unfathomably unintelligent that it causes other people's brains to enter into an irreversible sequence of chaos where neurons begin to fight themselves and burn key braincells down until your brain becomes as dumb or dumber than the original person who is painfully stupid thereby telekineticly spawning painful stupidity into the minds of others, with the precision of lightning. Sponge Bob is a classic cartoon example of this when he forgot his name at the restaurant.

Guy 1: if I jump off of this cliff then I will be able to grow wings and fly back to the top of the cliff.

Guy 2: brain tries to process painfully stupid idea... Fails
Guy 2: I'll join you bro.

Guy 1&2: both are now dead at the bottom of cliff

by JuicyBoy1234567890987654321 May 29, 2022

Painfully Bullish

Thoughts formed due to strong leadership, innovation and community vibes.
PAINFULLY BULLISH!

WE ARE PAINFULLY BULLISH ON RAY CHAN (9GAGCEO)
Memeland Ecosystem makes me painfully bullish

by Nem <3 ML April 21, 2023