who ate all the pies?

British jest to be used as a way of saying "he is fat" or used to annoy the french.


"Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?"

Who ate all the pies?

Who ate all the pies?

YOU FAT BASTARD!


YOU FAT BASTARD!

YOU ate all the pies!

by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004

piers

translated from the latin 'piersiosictos' (the greek god of fish) piers can be defined as immortal, chizzled and with a big penis.

jesus.. there go's a right piers!...

by pppiiieeerrrsss February 28, 2008

Pieter

A male person, mostly white. Often mistaken for a god because of his incredible coolness and hotness.

Girl #1: Damn that's some hot stuff over there.
Girl #2: Yeh girl, that's a Pieter!

by borat20 November 9, 2008

lord of the pies

Person who dines out on meaty pies, daily, nightly and ever so rightly.

Damn! higgys lord of the pies. The chippys out of stock

by phil knott July 30, 2007

Pets allowed

An alternative to the smiley face emoticon commonly used to puncuate a sentence that may be read with too serious of a tone.

The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.

I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. Pets allowed

by slurber November 24, 2009

Magnificent Pies

Also with the alias Magnus Pieterson, Magnificent Pies is a mysterrious, mythical character that is found in the city of Derby.
Armed with an array of puns, gags and general chucklemunter material. A minimum 7/10 Laugh in the 'Templeman Scale' is for sure.
Loves banter with his favourite Lads.

Maginificent Pies: Ask me if im a tree
Person 1: Huh?
Magnificent Pies: ASK ME IF IM A TREE!
Person 1 : Are you a tree?
Magnificent Pies : No.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by HinduLad May 6, 2011

serving pies

A pie is a kilogram of cocaine.

'Where your ass was at, dog, when I was serving pies?' -Future, Where Ya At (2015)

by Yung Dagger Duck June 19, 2017