Penis Picasso

An adult male that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this male(co-workers, wife) may believe he is immature, however he is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common places are as follows:

- unattended jacket pocket
- under windshield wipers
- hidden deep in paperwork so it is found much later
- anywhere your imagination takes you

Employee 1: Any idea where this cock and balls drawing came from? It looks like a 5 year old drew it.
Employee 2: Yeah! It probably was Joe he is the office penis picasso, he is his own biggest fan!

by Suck it miller February 6, 2014

The Picasso

The art fucking a girl on her period and ejaculating, creating the permanent canvas on the bedsheet that can only be compared to the abstract art that is The Picasso.

“Yeah man, I was too horny so I just did The Picasso there and then”

“You absolute degenerate”

by Squidgy Testicles November 16, 2019

Pablo Picasso

pablo picasso was a famous scientist

pablo picasso was such a good scientist

by olivia dauer April 20, 2021

Poopoo Picasso

Persons who think that whatever they manage to accomplish are works of true genius because they were raised in such a overly validating, gratuitously supportive and positive environment from the time they were infants, that when they wiped their own feces on the walls they were misinformed that it was an artistic masterpiece. Such people are invariably intellectual and emotional idiots, but still manage to be the center of attention.

Tagger kid: Man, there goes Jenny-- she walks around thinking she's so great after graduating art school, but she can't draw a straight line.

Skater kid: Don't you know?-- she's a total Poopoo Picasso!

by uberellis May 15, 2016

Picasso

Picasso; noun. A girl who is a mess. Think of Picasso's work, and you're there. She has all the parts but they may be mis-shapen, unsightly, or even in the wrong place. This is not just limited to girls with faces like bulldogs chewing wasps, but it will give you a good idea of the starting point.

See also Monet and Van Gogh

'That bird mings, what a Picasso'

or to an unsuspecting victim, 'Scuse me Picasso, can I get past'

e.g. Jade Goody, Janet Street Porter, Sonia from Eastenders

by Fresher December 28, 2005

Picassoing

The act of dipping the tip of your member in paint, then masturbating onto a blank canvas.

I didnt have a paint brush so I began picassoing instead.

by Dwayne Nelco February 19, 2020

Picasso Face

It is when you are super tired and your Face looks distorted and not symmetrical.

I don't fancy going out tonight i have not slept and have a Picasso Face .

by Um Jordan February 12, 2021