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palang

A SLANG WORD IN PERSIAN ABOUT GIRL SOMETIMES WITH KHAZ STYLE, BLONDE HAIR, COLORFUL EYES AND A LOT OF SURGICAL OPERATION
VAY VAY CHE PALANGI, MO HAYLIETE CHESHM RANGI
by Beh hahaha August 16, 2018
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phalange fusion

The act of two or more males engaging in the act of placing their penises parallel to each other and simultaneously penetrating any orifice (i.e. mouth, vagina, anus), thus creating a fusion of their sexual phalanges.
I had such a great time with Suzy and Jonno last night, Jonno and I phalange fusioned Suzy so hard in her pussy it took a whole day to retract.
by phalangefusion January 31, 2017
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Philancia

Means loving harmony. She is loyal, passionate, kind hearted, workaholic, hates confrontation, selfless usually puts her family before herself. Peacemaker usually gets along with everyone. Outgoing and loves her family. Prefers going out to scenic areas rather than shopping malls. Can be very jealous at times but will never admit it. Creative and intelligent.
Philancia is of Greek origin meaning Phil meaning love and ancia meaning harmony. Prefers a man with a brain and a sense of humour to a man with six pack and none.
by wcandyfloss February 8, 2013
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Philanderthal

Knuckle dragging philandering Neanderthal. Probably good with his hands.
That dude off TikTok, Darren, is such a philanderthal. While he was supposedly going through a divorce, he was dating multiple women all coming out of the ‘woodwork’ while actually trying to reconcile with his wife.
by tttarafied January 19, 2022
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Palantine Bridge, Ny

Is Canajoharie, Ny’s neph-son. It is a place of crabby old people, Price Chopper, and drug addicts.
Let’s not go to Palantine Bridge, Ny, this town sucks!!!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021
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phalanges

They're technically your finger bones. Also mentioned in friends, as phoebe calls herself Regina Phalange and claims to rachel there is something wrong with her plane to paris's left phalange.

Also, an awesome handshake in which you and another person put your hands out, wiggle them, and say "phalanges"! it's something much cooler than a high five, but given for the same reasons.
"Do you have DSL?"
"No you perve, i have FiOS"
*laughs*
"Now gimme some phalange"

*awkward silence*
"PHALANGES!" =)
by phalangeloverx April 6, 2009
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Blow Job Philanthropist

(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.

{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.

{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?

Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.

Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
by George Alexander November 13, 2009
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