Peter

Is a complete dickhead with a small cock

Hey look it’s a Peter

by Mohammed Hassan September 9, 2018

Peter

Sticking your fingers into her vagina and then quickly into her mouth while shouting PETER !!!

Gosh he Petered her really well!

by x Not the guy next to you x April 10, 2019

Peter

A lovely young lad whos farts smell like vegetables

that smells like peter!

by deez nits October 10, 2016

Peter

Verb: To automatically friend zone yourself. Usually via gestures of helping a prospective female with help for exams or classwork.

Man: Hey look at that guy hitting on that girl!

Man #2: He'll probably Peter that situation up.

by chobani October 9, 2010

Peter

A name for a Penis that is bigger than a Trouser Snake, but not as big as a Custard Launcher

"Ew, Yuck Peter! Your Peter is full of Dick Cheese"

by StarSoupMan October 20, 2023

Peter

A teen with a knack for sarcasm, known to be quite rude at times, and Always listening to others conversation, occasionally joining in. Extremely Smart, and can be manipulative at times. Very talkative, and annoying in some cases. somehow gets A's on tests without homework or studying, and always finds loopholes to rules. Kinda acts like Dwight Schrute from The Office US at times.

Person 1: anyway how's your car doing

Person 2: Lasted longer then expected

Peter: My car is doing 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚

by Ptr-the-koala February 6, 2022

Peter

He’s quite funny but harbours a dark secret, have fun with him….while you can

Oh look, it’s Peter

by Uhhhhm November 26, 2021