Whirling Pervish

When two people have sex in a swivel chair

Dan: So what happened with Cathy last night?!
Steve: had a few drinks, went back to my place, and I gave her a Whirling Pervish!
Dan: Awesome!

by Vancarrie May 14, 2009

Kamren Perkins

Kamren Perkins is a wanna be air traffic controller who will never fulfill this aspiration because of his unprofessionalism, racism, and ignorance. Even if Kamren makes it into the FAA academy, he will most likely wash out because he will tell his instructor that he is being taught incorrectly because VATSIM does it a different way. Kamren also thinks he should be allowed to work a final position during a FNO but he can't even run a sweatbox scenario without the first 2 planes having a deal. A Kamren typically spends a majority of his time controlling with the 'Southern Mob' and responds for EVERY ACE team request. Kamren closely resembles John Manley with his racist remarks as well as a typical Memphis controller with his controlling skills.

Dude, did you see that Seattle FNO last night? It was a real Kamren Perkins.

by anyonecandothis01234 May 19, 2018

Perpin'

The act of bragging and or lyiing in conversations about things that one posesses to impress people, a person who is usually perpin, has nothing but a wide imagination and a desire to fit into the "in crowd".

(Perpin')"Yeah I just bought a new 2011 Camaro" and I paid cash for it, but I took it back because the dealer didn't want to put 22" inch rims on it for me. "there he go perpin' again"

(Perpin') I just bought my girl a new platinum diamond chain for $7000.00 But I took it back because she was cheating on me. <---"Maaaan your lyiiing, this dude be perpin'!!!

(Perpin') Yeah I just got a 14k diamond gold grill, it cost me $15000.00 but I only wear it on special occasions. Maaaan..Quit Perpin'!!! you aint buy your girl NOTHING

MAAAAAN " YOU PERPIN'!!!

by Speedy030866 March 17, 2010

perkin

drunk to the point of rowdiness.

bitch I will break your nose-and I'm perkin!

by BigBossMike May 12, 2004

The Perkins Effect

A dangerous social syndrome in which young, unsuspecting girls continue to find themselves attracted to an older, shifty boy, despite his obvious intentions to use them physically. The syndrome seems to be so far developed as to involve actual feelings of respect and admiration on the part of the young female victim.

"I don't understand how the freshmen girls always fall for senior guys, it's not fair!"

"It's The Perkins Effect."

by Andy Hall February 28, 2005

perping out

Verb. Derived from perping.
To become all-consumed with perping. To get into a state where perping is all you can think of or do.

Goddamn, Liza's got on some hotpants! I'm perping her ass, oh shit, I'm perping out!

by El Duce October 6, 2004

pervirgin

A person who has not had any interpersonal sexual contact yet conceives promiscuous thoughts in greater detail and frequency than one who has. It is commonly believed that pervirgins come into being due to the build up of sexual energy. There are certain pervirgins who actually choose to remain celibate for whatever reasons.

That pervirgin is an abstinent mind fuck.

by Linalin August 30, 2009