Premature ventricular contractions

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.

I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.

by roaritsme January 4, 2012

permafade

to be permanently faded from smoking to much weed

afer smoking weed every day for a year he now has permafade

by mikeysuperbad April 21, 2009

Premature Ejaculotion

1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.

2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.

1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.

2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?

by KC Royals November 30, 2011

Premature Evacuation

Having to get off the toilet faster than desired because one of your young children has to use the potty.

I was a victim of premature evacuation because Timmy needed to use the potty.

by Daddydef February 20, 2015

premature ejaculation

Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.

Hot Girl: Hey y'all!

Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.

by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009

permatarded

the state of being when a person has abused drugs so much that there is next to no chance that they will ever be the same again.

Girl: Did you start Dating that guy?
Friend: Yeah but he's so permatarded that i don't think it'll work. he's not the same guy i fell for.

by b.chan March 12, 2008

premature intoxication

Getting wasted prior to leaving the house for a bar, party, or anywhere else you were planning on having drinks

Holy crap, did you guys see Craig last night? We went to his condo to have a few drinks before hitting the club, but he had already consumed enough vodka to cause a premature intoxication situation.

by 2dguy December 9, 2008