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Percussive education

The fine art of bludgeoning a student in order to encourage them to learn faster.

Similair in concept to Percussive Maintenance, but appplied to a person rather than an inanimate object.
The users have asked the same damn question for the hundredth time, perhaps a little 'Percussive education' will help them remember the answer
by Ivan Scattergood January 18, 2008
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Pernus

Ayy gurl, wanna see me pernus?
Yeah, it means penis
Imma shove ma pernus up uranus
by Ayyy m8 get rekt May 14, 2015
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Pervus

The legendary secret agent who brought down the evil child molester known only as Chester. Pervus, a small oily man brought to life by the great God Mick was a connosseur of the finer things in life: namely, lesbian porn. Pervus turned evil and conquered the world of Lesbia only to be defeated by the great hero Arlo the Racist and his band of ghosts. He was forgiven for his sins by Mick and now lives in Valhalla fighting evil child molesters and jacking off to lesbian porn.
by varietylevel13 March 26, 2004
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peruse

The act of a person or small group of people travelling somewhere, often by foot, without a distinct purpose other than having fun.
Alana is going for a peruse, does anyone want to join her?
by Original Greg September 17, 2005
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Percussion Captain

Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.
"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"
by Person :)! September 11, 2009
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percussive reset

(i) hitting a machine until it starts working again

(ii) hitting a person upside the head with a blunt object until they start making sense/stop their hysterics/stop stuttering/are unconscious.
"Dude, the TV's not working. How do I fix it?"

"Didja try percussive reset?"
by TenChan September 19, 2011
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percussion code

The best banon account on twitter. Run by someone awesome.
Hey did you see Percussion Code's tweet yesterday? It was awesome.
by Superior Trumpet February 19, 2014
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