What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
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A band whose beautiful lyrics, slow undertones, and rythmic melodies come to play. James Maynard Keenan as frontman, also known from the ever so popular band Tool. A Perfect Circle started off as a lowly side project of Maynards and soon became a huge a hit. Their albums include Mer de Noms, The Thirteenth Step, and eMOTIVE, and also have a few dvd's and box set albums.
After Tool went on hiatus in the late 90's, Maynard made headway with A Perfect Circle and recorded the album for nearly two years before it's debut release of Mer de Noms, with hits such as Judith, Orestes, Magdalena, and 3 Libras. The band it's self was quickly recognized and made it to the big time within little less than a year of it's release, soon after The Thirteenth Step was released. The Thirteenth Step picked up where Mer de Noms and left off, and also made it into the charts, with hits such as Weak and Powerless, The Noose, and Pet. A year or so later eMOTIVE was released, all songs were covers, even one of their own, though it wasn't what most A Perfect Circle fans had expected, it did reasonably well.
A Perfect Circle is on hiatus until Tool decides they want another hiatus.
After Tool went on hiatus in the late 90's, Maynard made headway with A Perfect Circle and recorded the album for nearly two years before it's debut release of Mer de Noms, with hits such as Judith, Orestes, Magdalena, and 3 Libras. The band it's self was quickly recognized and made it to the big time within little less than a year of it's release, soon after The Thirteenth Step was released. The Thirteenth Step picked up where Mer de Noms and left off, and also made it into the charts, with hits such as Weak and Powerless, The Noose, and Pet. A year or so later eMOTIVE was released, all songs were covers, even one of their own, though it wasn't what most A Perfect Circle fans had expected, it did reasonably well.
A Perfect Circle is on hiatus until Tool decides they want another hiatus.
by teh_kimzor May 29, 2008
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Guy 1: "so tell me about this girl Toni, what's she like?"
Guy 2: " mate she is so amazing words can't describe. She's Perfectacular!"
Guy 2: " mate she is so amazing words can't describe. She's Perfectacular!"
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The name given to a person that chooses to complete random tasks to perfection, but lacks the ability to perfect or even attempt the other necessary tasks in life. A Selective Perfectionist has the full potential to do everything "just right" but chooses to waste all of their time perfecting something else when other things require attention. Also known as procrastinating.
See also: Selective hearing
See also: Selective hearing
Example one:
John: *In an over-enthusiastic voice* "I just spent 7 hours at work today organizing and perfecting some file drawers, I even re-color coded everything and put it in super-alphabetical order"
Diane: "Well that's great for you John, but have you done your laundry yet or taken out the garbage?"
John: "Uh, no."
Jane: "You're such a selective perfectionist. I want a divorce."
Example two:
Mom: "Jeffrey, have you cleaned up your room yet or packed for the Florida trip?"
Jeffrey: "Not jussst yet. See, I was playing Spore and I started creating my creature, then it needed wings, and I thought some horns would look pretty cool. Then I just had to give it some big eyes and razors for feet. And..."
Mom: "For f@#$ sake Jeffrey, you're 24. Put down the video game and turn your selective perfectionst attitude towards things that need your attention, like your room, or a SHOWER. I need a drink"
John: *In an over-enthusiastic voice* "I just spent 7 hours at work today organizing and perfecting some file drawers, I even re-color coded everything and put it in super-alphabetical order"
Diane: "Well that's great for you John, but have you done your laundry yet or taken out the garbage?"
John: "Uh, no."
Jane: "You're such a selective perfectionist. I want a divorce."
Example two:
Mom: "Jeffrey, have you cleaned up your room yet or packed for the Florida trip?"
Jeffrey: "Not jussst yet. See, I was playing Spore and I started creating my creature, then it needed wings, and I thought some horns would look pretty cool. Then I just had to give it some big eyes and razors for feet. And..."
Mom: "For f@#$ sake Jeffrey, you're 24. Put down the video game and turn your selective perfectionst attitude towards things that need your attention, like your room, or a SHOWER. I need a drink"
by itjustclicked May 8, 2010
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Person 2: it's when someone is flawless in every way; walk,smile, beauty, personality
Person 3: actually, Perfect has no definition. It is not black, white, gay, straight, poor, rich, popular, or any label. It is your values. Funny, kind, loving, loved, happy. Everyone is perfect in their own way. Many people say perfect could be a beautiful, thin, white, tall girl, with a handsome boyfriend who is hot, with a muscular body, and they are rich and love each other a lot. To me, perfect is a stupid word. We are limited to how much about our life we can make our own. You can't choose to be what you think is pretty and not. You can't choose to be the skinny Indian kid, or the gay gymnast, or the popular blonde. You aren't always a stereotype. You could be an autistic person who passes with the best grades, or the black teen who donates to the homeless each weekend. You can be whatever you want, and that makes you perfect.
Person 2: it's when someone is flawless in every way; walk,smile, beauty, personality
Person 3: actually, Perfect has no definition. It is not black, white, gay, straight, poor, rich, popular, or any label. It is your values. Funny, kind, loving, loved, happy. Everyone is perfect in their own way. Many people say perfect could be a beautiful, thin, white, tall girl, with a handsome boyfriend who is hot, with a muscular body, and they are rich and love each other a lot. To me, perfect is a stupid word. We are limited to how much about our life we can make our own. You can't choose to be what you think is pretty and not. You can't choose to be the skinny Indian kid, or the gay gymnast, or the popular blonde. You aren't always a stereotype. You could be an autistic person who passes with the best grades, or the black teen who donates to the homeless each weekend. You can be whatever you want, and that makes you perfect.
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