iambic pentameter

A conspiracy theory that gives English teachers a job.

Principal: You're fired.

Teacher: What for?

Principal: You don't teach anything.

Teacher: Yes I do. I'm currently teaching... I...am...err... Iambic pentameter.

Principal: Iambic what?

Teacher: It's a complex literary device. It's really important.

Principal: Oh, well then you'd better keep your job.

by Failliam Suckspeare April 22, 2010

peneacha

Yummy. Delicious.

-Wow, this pizza is so peneacha!

-That guy is hot. He's peneacha.

by Your Best Friend From Down The Street When You Wer October 17, 2003

pentagling

A scenario where there are 5 men and 1 women. There is 1 penis in each of her 3 holes, and 1 in each of her hands. Can be used in a sentence as 'She was pentagled.' or 'They were pentagling her'

Well the definition is pretty clear, not much mor to add, except every1 shud hav a pentagling session at some point in thier life.

by Elliott56456 May 1, 2007

pentafucked

When you "roast" the douchebag at the party multiple times; fucking the party pooper's shit up; wrecking his shit so much he doesn't even know it's happening.

I spit in his drink 5 times I pentafucked the shit out of that douchebag

by Mightbecrazy November 20, 2014

Pental

Fucked up word of pencil. If this is a word for you. Your friend is stupid or you are

Hey dude you have a pental?

Pental?

I mean penci

Stupid ass!

by MajesticZero May 14, 2015

pentasome

To have sexual intercourse with five other humans (similar to a threesome but add two)

Hey Mike let's round up three chick's and have a pentasome!

by Clean jake and dirty mike July 31, 2016

penta-penis

Multiracial dicks arranged in a pentagram.

"I have to pray to my penta-penis."
"your WHAT"

by regionalatleast November 2, 2017